1. My coworker texted me a fart joke about an hour ago.

    I am still laughing at it.

    I should probably go to bed.

     
  2. 20:19

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    Reblogged from hogwarting

    Human beings, right? We’re people. Which means that we deserve each other’s respect.

    (Source: roxannehart)

     
  3. 20:18

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    (Source: olanise)

     
  4. 20:14

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    Reblogged from shagneto

    Tags: nikolaj coster-waldau

    mellisaurus-rex:

To cheer up my sister after her day at work

    mellisaurus-rex:

    To cheer up my sister after her day at work

    (Source: frenchwordfortwelve)

     
  5. 20:12

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    itsnotgayitsbritish:

    mrs-benaddict-cumberbutt:

    paradise-sounds-beautiful:

    isortoflikeit:

    astudyintimeandspace:

    ibeggedformercytwice:

    heruut:

    valeria2067:

    “No matter how hard you stare at them, you cannot will her to disappear.”

    “I need to speak to him, Mycroft. I need to tell him why I left, and I need to do it when he’s alone.”

    “I’m afraid that will be rather difficult, brother.”

    “Why? Is this particular girlfriend something special? She looks completely ordinary to me.”

    “Sherlock,”

    “What? Oh, I’m being callous am I? Forgive me if I’m more interested in reclaiming the person I hope to spend the rest of my days with.”

    “I am sorry you had to find out now, like this.”

    “Find out?

    “She isn’t his girlfriend, Sherlock. She’s his wife.”

    That mean. 

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    no.

    NO. NOT ALLOWED MYCROFT DAMNIT NO

    FEEEEEEEEEELS

    (Source: loadedremains)

     
  6. 20:12

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  7. 20:11

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    Reblogged from vintagelego

    image: Download

    roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

    roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

    benppollack:

    JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

    The text reads: 

    “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

    HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

     
  8. 20:10

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    Reblogged from cumbermischief

    khelleren:

    royalrunes:

    So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.

     
  9. 20:05

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    Reblogged from cumbermischief

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    brave-coeur-de-rouge:

    new-gloom:

    finn0:

    snapesonaplane:

    I laugh everytime.

    holy fucking shit

    oh my god

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    (Source: catpacks)

     
  10. 20:03

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    Reblogged from geothebio

    image: Download

    april-december:

The Doctor and Amy are spying on you…
(Taken with instagram)

    april-december:

    The Doctor and Amy are spying on you…

    (Taken with instagram)

     
  11. 20:00

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    lokii-d:

    highlyhiddlestoned:

    lokis-boner:

    Hiddle fans, Just click play.

    Just.

    click. it.

    CLICK IT.

    YES OF COURSE

    YES YES FOREVER YES

     
  12. 19:59

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    loki-kingwithnocrown:

    melwantsalokihug:

    Tom Hiddleston’s glorious moans.

    I don’t know if it’s creepier to reblog or like this…but what ever

     
  13. 19:58

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    Reblogged from cactusgram

    cactusgram:

MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM

    cactusgram:

    MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM

    (Source: stevenlathrop)

     
  14. 19:57

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    Reblogged from cumbermischief

     
  15. 19:57

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    needlesslydefiantwithtea:

    petitetiaras:

    Sometimes the Disney villains plot evil schemes together.

    oh my god i want to be at all these parties

    especially at melificent and snow white’s evil stepmother’s one they look like they’re playing the most epic drinking game ever