My coworker texted me a fart joke about an hour ago.
I am still laughing at it.
I should probably go to bed.
Life, Literature, Libraries, and Epic Level Fangirling
Jess. 24. Librarian/Archivist/Tech Assistant. Lady Face. Viscount of Boston.
Loves: Shakespeare, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Liam Neeson, Makeup, Alexander Skarsgard, David Tennant, Doctor Who
My coworker texted me a fart joke about an hour ago.
I am still laughing at it.
I should probably go to bed.
Human beings, right? We’re people. Which means that we deserve each other’s respect.
(Source: roxannehart)
(Source: olanise)
“No matter how hard you stare at them, you cannot will her to disappear.”
“I need to speak to him, Mycroft. I need to tell him why I left, and I need to do it when he’s alone.”
“I’m afraid that will be rather difficult, brother.”
“Why? Is this particular girlfriend something special? She looks completely ordinary to me.”
“Sherlock,”
“What? Oh, I’m being callous am I? Forgive me if I’m more interested in reclaiming the person I hope to spend the rest of my days with.”
“I am sorry you had to find out now, like this.”
“Find out?
“She isn’t his girlfriend, Sherlock. She’s his wife.”
That mean.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
no.
NO. NOT ALLOWED MYCROFT DAMNIT NO
FEEEEEEEEEELS
(Source: loadedremains)
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.
So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
I laugh everytime.
holy fucking shit
oh my god
OH MY FUCKING GOD
(Source: catpacks)
The Doctor and Amy are spying on you…
(Taken with instagram)
Hiddle fans, Just click play.
Just.
click. it.
CLICK IT.
YES OF COURSE
YES YES FOREVER YES
Tom Hiddleston’s glorious moans.I don’t know if it’s creepier to reblog or like this…but what ever
(Source: tomhiddlestunned)
Sometimes the Disney villains plot evil schemes together.
oh my god i want to be at all these parties
especially at melificent and snow white’s evil stepmother’s one they look like they’re playing the most epic drinking game ever