theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

janesfoster:

You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.

belannaparis:

47 Days of Alias | Day 8: Favourite alias

Truth Be Told - Amy Tippin

alias  

connaissais:

Fact: the last time Lights released an album I had known another-ghost-story BUT A MONTH. Oh how time flies.

music  lights  

altruisticmisanthrope:

broccoli floret crowns are better than flower crowns

hannanimal:

gabydunn:

I ate dick for my job. I REPEAT I ate dick for my job.

I ate grilled pig dick once and I can tell you it was NOT GREAT. 

meerareed:

Favorite Movies: Death to Smoochy, 2002

Randolph: You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I’m not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I’m goin’ on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!

ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

image

accurate  

Laverne Cox attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

iseeitcrimson:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

audreyii-fic:

"Ghostbusters" starring Mindy Kaling, America Ferrera, Aubrey Plaza, and Rebel Wilson

YES YES YES

OMG YES.

comicsalliance:

DONALD GLOVER IS SPIDER-MAN AT LAST (IN DISNEY XD’S ANIMATED SPIDER-MAN SERIES)
By Andrew Wheeler
“My name is Miles Morales, and I’m Spider-Man.” With those words, Donald Glover takes his place among the ranks of official on-screen Spider-Men.
It’s been known for a while now that Miles Morales, the Ultimate Universe version of Spider-Man, would make his screen debut in an upcoming episode of the Disney XD series Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors, but only now do we know that the part will be voiced by actor and Spidey fan Donald Glover. It’s a brilliant casting decision that we choose to interpret as the first step towards more Miles in other media, rather than an end in its own right.
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comicsalliance:

DONALD GLOVER IS SPIDER-MAN AT LAST (IN DISNEY XD’S ANIMATED SPIDER-MAN SERIES)

By Andrew Wheeler

“My name is Miles Morales, and I’m Spider-Man.” With those words, Donald Glover takes his place among the ranks of official on-screen Spider-Men.

It’s been known for a while now that Miles Morales, the Ultimate Universe version of Spider-Man, would make his screen debut in an upcoming episode of the Disney XD series Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors, but only now do we know that the part will be voiced by actor and Spidey fan Donald Glover. It’s a brilliant casting decision that we choose to interpret as the first step towards more Miles in other media, rather than an end in its own right.

READ MORE